How To Answer Any Question That You Don’t Want To Answer

Women have a way with questions.
They seem to always ask questions that men don’t
want to answer.
Questions like:
“Are you seeing anyone else right now?”
“How do you feel about marriage?”
“Do you want kids?”
“How do you feel about me?”
“Do I look fat in these pants?”
Know what I’m talking about?
Well, it took me awhile, but I finally figured out how
to deal with tough questions: Evasive Action.
Here’s how it works. If she asks you a tough question,
don’t miss a beat – respond with the answer she wants to
hear. Then throw in a slapstick comedy line.
For instance:
Say she asks: “Are you seeing other women?”
You answer: “No... other men.”
Get it?
Here’s another one:
She asks: “Do you love me?”
You answer: “Of course... as a friend.”
And another:
She asks: “Where were you last night? I called.”
You answer: “I was home thinking about you... but
since you didn’t call early enough, I went out and hired
ten strippers.”

At first, I figured that this tactic wouldn’t work. But
then I tried using it a few times, and behold, it worked in
almost every situation.
And if she pushes and asks again: “Cummon,
seriously...”
You say: “No, seriously. I was home thinking about
you... OK, OK, you got me. I really went out with ten
other women. Are you happy? What, are you feeling
insecure?”
If you keep it up, they’ll give up.
Make sure you don’t act busted or nervous and it will
work for you, too. Remember, women can take hints very
well, and if they think that there’s an answer that they
don’t want to hear, they’ll give up and stop asking.